#1. Your 4 year old regularly incorporates the term “Amazon” into his daily language

#2. You have your credit card number memorized for quicker typing

#3. Not only do you know your mail carrier’s name, you also know how many children they have, and their ages

#4. Your mail carrier knows your children’s names and nap times

#5. When the kids beg for toys they ask to have them “shipped”